Today , I was just browsing through Orkut and I came across this mind-blowing community “AMA KHA BHOPALI”…..mann the community rocks totally (exclusively for bhopalis)…..the guys have done a stupendous job ….a great compilation of the “bhopali” lingo and “bhopali ” slangs….GOD i miss them like hell….especially those mini-bus rides from Campion square to royal market in the scorching heat and the bus conductors shouting at the top of their voices – “maka – naka – jyoti – sargam – bush -shtaind”……now thats what you call a “fultoo”bhopali expirience.
I am presenting here some of the bhopali slangs ,taken from the community itself so that the unfortunate non – bhopalis can get a glimpse of what it means to be a true “Bhopali”.
*Amma khan yeh keympian school toh bhopal ka sabsey behtarin school hega ..!!
*Ustaad rokke challnaa, ek ladies aa ri hegi! (in minibus/tempo)
*Bhot lehra riya hega.(for piloting)
*Miya kallaat (kal-raat) se bhot STD (acidity) ho ri hegi pet mein
*Lapak maal hai be -girl is so beautiful.
*Ko Khan, Kaise? – How are you?
*Ama aapki gaadi to paidal ho gayi – Engine is seized
*Aliases for girlfriend – Seat, Setting, Kancha, Got, Goti, Daav, Female, Fanti
minibus blues
# are madam bachon ko godh mein bitha lo (to manke place in mini bus)
# Aajaao bashten bashten bashten (Bus stand)
# Second Panch Cheh Saat Dus Gyarah Gyarah Sau. Minibus conductor reciting the route of the bus.
# Rok Ke. Minibus conductor asking the Driver to stop to pickup or drop off passenger
* Kon Khan Kan Ja Riye Ho!!(where r u going?)
* Haan Khan Pathan Khairiyat!!! (Asking the person if he is alright)
* kalmein kaise beh rahi hai tumhari(a comment on side-locks)
* chachaooooo ekdum bhannaat lag riya hega
* (……..name of a person)Bhai Ko- (short for ……… bhai ko salaam) El ke baaju mein……….are kha dhyaan se tameez se iscreeech na aa jaye
######################## Long Live Bhopaliz #######################
smokin my life......its my terrain 
Cool maan..
In IIIT, Bhopalis are at the extreme end of the spectrum. On one hand, we have people like Soni, Khare, you etc and the other end … “Street level” 😀
nice post dude !!!
BHOPALI BHOPALI BHOPALI
AAPALI AAPALI AAPALI 😛
I had my experiences with quite a few. Nice post [:)]
barely understood anything 😀 sorry….explain kardiyo kabhi…
Well they seem funny… Must be great to hear them in the distinctive tone.. Actually Lucknow is also supposed to be the city of nawabs but havent heard much of the nawabi language… unlucky me.. 😦
Bro.now dis is smthin………..XTRMLY HILLLLLLARIOUS!!! nic find :d
@karan & vivek : yeah bhopalis rock!!!!!
@maruti : poor u buddy….u’l remain what u alwaz have been — *****
@varun : abe khare se puchiyo…he’l help u out wid most , otherwise milte hain kabhi.
@himank : yeah mann……pronounciations are really funny , and lucknow ki lingo bhi kuch aisi hi ho shayad coz of d nawabi touch.
@didi : 😛
u can’t beat the hyderabadis (jus kiddin)
nice post ….
[:D]
@karan : How come you forgot “Rahul Tenany” 🙂
ama khan batole be de do
ama kha batole be de do
nice collection….nd truly hilarious one!!
some of these slangs are common even in indore!!
Arre Bhaijaan, Bhopale.blogspot check kiya kya? Your comments would be most welcome
Hahahahaha!! Goodness Me! This is some real entertainment! 😛 AWESOMENESS.
Check this Bhopali Group………you will enjoy
http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25804143348
how about:
Thoo Aaa riya hain ki Jaa riya hai- Are you coming or going?
Mein Aa riya hoon? I am coming
Kyo Khan (n is silent)- whats up?
Mere Kane ek rupaih bhi nahi hai- I am broke.
Maine keya Paan khalo miyan ( this is a classic)- Please have some Paan.
Kya keh riye ho mian- what the heck are you saying?
Maine kiya Aish-bagh ishtadium chalo, Saleem bhai aur yusuf bahi khel riya hega – Lets go
to Aish bagh stadium and watch Saleem Abbasi and Mohd. Yusuf play.
Mind you, I grew up in bhopal from 1968 to 1980. never really spent much time there after.
however. the Thangewallahs near old railway station, bharat talkies, the crowded and congested streets near laxmi talkies where i used to go to buy used text books for school, Bogda Pul, etc are fresh on my mind. The snack at laxmi talkies used to be a giant papad which you could munch on for a good part of the movie. Some of the tea stalls in old bhopal would sell their chai with salt instead of sugar. I had a friend who used to live in a grand haveli in old bhopal which would look like a slum from outside. Let’s not forget the famous or infamous mangalwara where all the eunuchs lived and harassed the daylights out of people all over bhopal. I was terrified of them but now thinking back about them it was funny as hell how they would sing for any special occasions and if you don’t give them money, they would show you their private parts :-).
New Bhopal with TT Nagar, BHel etc are like any other city nothing really to write about. I lived in N2 quarters in Govindpura, near TRT and the N1 quarters.
thanks for the memories……..
stumbled upon this site, hope m not encroaching the privacy, even if i am …its done…..being a Bhopal inhabitant, enjoyed it thoroughly. luv hearing that accent and that batolebaazi.
nice post yaaroooo.
Looks like you are a real expert. Did ya study about the matter? lawl
bhaimiyan maja aagiya.bhot aachhe
lapak hai khan pathan… 😛
good work boys
johny johny poem in bhopali
Ko kha johny, ji abbu
Shakar kha riya hai, nahi abbu
Abey jhoot bol riya he, nahi abbu
Moo dikha, lo abbu. Mamu bana riya tha ha ha ha
miya ekdam lappkk item dala hega….harkitte bhopali.
miyaan app to zammane ki maa behen karr rhe hoo…
Words you wouldhear only in Indore
Pohey jalebi…
o bhiyaooo!!! !
mai ja riya tha.
Kantaap
Jhannat Usal Poha,
mastiwada, jamawada,Sustiwada, kanjarwada
kya farjiwada hai yaar….
ek chankat padega to sankat mein aa jayega
aur ‘paarti’ kidhar jaa ‘riya’ hai??
abeee Jhaanki….
apan ka bike to sanan ja riya hai..
JHANDU Hey Kya
PANAOTI hey tu bhi
tere bhai ne ek kantaap maal set karliya hai….
bhiya raaaom!!!
ISKI BHES KI TAANG..
chankat
sala batti de riyahai….
aur movie aate hi “are niptayi kenahi” ya “course kitna nipta dala”.
baareek….
kalti maaaar.
Haoo
pad-le beta tar-jaaega
teri baarah ki dher..
maja kariya hai..???
BHAI KOOOOOOO!!
Chilla-Chot
Khatkaram …
under age boy working at tea stall and motor garage –“aee bareek”
used for jerk andcrazy guy –“Pagalee fileem”
girlfriend -“daanv” ,”funta” ,”patthaa”,”phanti”,”chhavi”
Whenevr u meet a person aftr a long time -“AUR BADE” /”AUR MALIK” /
“BHAI KO”
KYAA ‘ITEM’ HAIBAAP
WHILE DRIVING:”KAHAN GHUS RIYA HE; ‘ KAISI CHALA RIYA
HAI;
BAAT BAAT ME -“MAA KASAM”
TERI MAA KI….
AAJ KA KIYA PIROGRAM HAI………………….
chal bhinnat…………..
JO HOGA DEKHA JAAYEGA……..
karri post miyaaa….!